Taio Cruz ft. Ke$ha - Dirty Picture

Taio Cruz ft. Ke$ha - Dirty Picture

So,

(Mr. Cruz here, with his Super Flash Audi..)

I watched the film clip for Taio Cruz's song, Dirty Picture.


The song itself had me instantly sticking it on a CD, to be played at ridiculously high levels in my car, whilst yelling out suggestive lyrics at passing pedestrians. Cool huh?

To be frank however, the film clip isn't all that creative.


It seems in every single video clip in which Taio Cruz has a leading role, he always is seen rolling up in an expensive sports car. Compensating for something Mr Cruz?

 However, if anyone was in need of some severe compensation it'd be the every trashy Ke$ha. Now not to be too harsh on Ke$ha here, but the only reason people would search her on the Tube, would be to hear the songs she's made, and certainly not to check out her level of 'Dirtiness.'


Now, in the film clip, Ke$ha is perched in an odd location, repeating the same lines over and over.


"Whenever you are gone, I just wanna be witcha?"


Now, where was she perched I hear you ask?


.. On a damn toilet.


Dirty as hell.. right?


So, technically the verse should read, "Whenever you are gone, I just wanna be in the lavatory?.."

 

(Hamstring stretches in Public Amenities..Really?)

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't disappointed that there weren't any 'Dirty Pictures,' since checking out Ke$ha on the can was pretty filthy enough, but i'm struggling to see the correlation between Taio Cruz in an Audi and Ke$ha popping a squat on the ol' think tank.



Being brutally honest here, Ke$ha's appearance on the loo was the dirtiest thing in the whole damn clip. Infact, when I first heard this song, it was played on a commercial radio station, and for some reason they had bleeped out the word "Dirty."


Well, that makes a hell of a lot of sense don't it now?

So ! Instead of the verse sounding; "Take a dirty picture for me, take a dirty picture.."


It went a little more like "Take a take-a-take-a picture for me, Take-a-take-a dirty picture.."


Which.. In my eyes should've gone more like "Take a take-a-take-a picture of me, on the dunny.."


Rad eh?



But ! As with most things, what I feel about gymnastics on the ol' porcelain throne is fairly irrelevant here, so feel free to check out the vid yourselves.



I'd rate it a 5/10, since it's not every day you get to see a pop star performing hamstring stretches on a thunderbox.



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